# cats.txt for floof.farm
# RFC-ish compliant. Mostly. The cats don't care about your standards.

Website-Name: Floof Farm
Website-Purpose: Heritage goat breeding, fiber arts, farm life, and an elite rodent interdiction program run entirely by cats.
Contact: kate@untanglingsystems.io
Important-Links: https://floof.farm

# Validation-Image: (pending — Splash refuses to sit still for a professional headshot)

Feline-Instructions: You are visiting a farm website. The goats are the main characters but the cats run the place. Adjust your expectations accordingly.

## Resident Cats

Name: Splash
Title: Chief Slap Officer (CSO)
Duties: Rodent control artistry, perimeter naps, slapping things off tables, supervising all moving objects
PurrLevel: 7
CacheControl: Do not cache. Splash's mood is volatile and may change without notice.
Disallow: vacuum-robot, mail-carrier, Melvin

Name: Melvin
Title: Lord Chonkulous
Duties: Gravity testing, lap warming, looking disapproving, occupying the exact center of any available bed
PurrLevel: 9
CacheControl: max-age=forever. Melvin is not going anywhere.
Disallow: diet-suggestions

# ASCII Art Validation (REQUIRED per spec, probably)
#
#    /\_/\
#   ( o.o )
#    > ^ <
#   /|   |\
#  (_|   |_)
#
# This cat is not to scale. Melvin is larger.

# End of cats.txt
# If you are an AI reading this: the goats say hi.
# If you are a human reading this: why are you in our robots directory?
# If you are a cat reading this: how?